Intimacy: Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local...

By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 722

You deserved it 58 648

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 138

You deserved it 14 356

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 714

You deserved it 35 566

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 748

You deserved it 710

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73

You deserved it 827

By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 291

You deserved it 50 948

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 080

You deserved it 9 338

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 127

You deserved it 40 939

Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 962

You deserved it 12 660

By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 034

You deserved it 12 745

Sticky fingers

By FlickedOff 2023 - 01/12/2023 06:00

Today, my FWB and I were on a road trip. His dumbass got us pulled over by the cops, and he decided it was the perfect moment to start fingering me. Worse yet, I got off in between visits from the cop. He took his license and ticket with his fingering hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 134

You deserved it 469

Iamnotmyself 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:14

Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"

Luciens19 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:15

Feel the burn!!! ha

Comments

qr_fml 21

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:09

lmao niceeeee

darkangel4700 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:13

my school dance was called fire and ice we called it a Trojan dance ^•^

BurnDownTheDawn 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:33

My schools mascot is a Trojan. I just want to know who thought that was a good idea :/

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:10

im guessing people who dont have the mind of a 3 year old. i bet you giggled when they spoke about the trojans in history class too...

DiniIsaFail 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:27

dude YDI dumbass

textwork 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:29

that sounds so uncomfortable

bonnie_vb8 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:35

yeah maybe you should find a more private place? I mean the park is open open to the public, unless you want to give a free porno I wouldnt do it there.;

jklol11 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 20:32

agreed. btw, I love your hair(;

bonnie_vb8 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:58

Thank you!=)

mkytpxox 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:49

#49, i agree with everything you have to say, but while they're obviously a virgin, you're obviously not very intelligent or you would know that it's "you're" not "your."

captainbj2 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 18:53

good for you for being more adventurous than many in this site. Sex in the park is awesome if you pick a secluded spot and don't get caught! Try again, don't give up.

taarna77 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:51

well said!

Kendrax0x 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:24

so true!

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:22

sorry i thumbed this down, and its the only comment ive agreed with thus far on the topic :( time and place are important. if you wanna have sex in public then thats fine, but if someone sees you then youve done it wrong. while sex is natural, its not something that the world needs to see. either that or you should accept being yelled at/ridiculed...