Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Top comments
Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
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Comments (206)
HeXr 22
just break up with him. he's stupid and not worth the effort of sabotaging his stuff. although setting off a water bomb in proximity of his PS3 would be fun
ItsGottaBeJello 0
Shove the remote up your ass and some squats. Then let him play the game with it.
gamble117 0
hahaha GoW 3 is sick but sex is way better;)
gekkman34 0
ok mister 13 year old, thank you for your wisdom.
PJM630 0
He must be gay.
SeyeDCS 0
honestly I dnt blame him .. god of war 3 is better than sex .. I'm jus sayn..
goldenfingers 0
hahaha that is what I would do
lmao666 0
funny I would have sex first then go get the game.
sourgirl101 29
Op ydi for having a boyfriend that would even answer the phone in the first place.
knibbsy 4
I almost always post using my iPhone, and I never make any spelling errors or serious grammatical errors. So, I feel like people with tons of spelling errors in a post that was made via their iPhone have no reason to bitch and moan about autocorrect. Why? 'Cause of something called proofreading. It takes a few seconds to do on a post, and also saves time from posting a follow up saying "I meant because*."
delco714 0
phillip defranco references galore.. why not play gow3 while getting a bj?