Intimacy: Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend...

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Mia - 12/12/2018 17:00 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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Lythiaren 8

Monday 29 March 2010 12:16

Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.

Lythiaren 8

Monday 29 March 2010 12:21

God of War 3 is a PS3 game.

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Sick_Expo 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 6:05

hahaha i would do the same but if it was modern warfare 2.

sympathetic_over 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 6:20

I would have done the same thing.

skater7832 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 6:46

what a dick.

dinoslijno 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:00

Viral marketing. **** you OP

spiceseaskye 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 7:30

that is totally a fake FML

kimuraa 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 9:21

if my boyfriend got this call and didn't go get the game immediately, I'd call him a dag. Kratos ftw

Drummer389000 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 15:40

he's a ******!

funnyz 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 4:41

he should've had her blow him on the way to get the game, then stop by burger king! everyboy wins!

i_LeGiT_I 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 4:44

your a fukin douche no its not its an exclusive

lakaiskateco 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:04

god of war 3....is an amazing game but depending on how my gf is depends on what I would do....and if she had a nice rack.

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