Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Top comments
Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
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matty16 0
all I am gonna say is if u would rather play a video game then get laid you need to get your priorites strait....
brownlace 0
total rejection, dump him
badassMF 0
I'm baffled by all these comments, especially the ones from the women. how in the hell can a video game be better than sex???? you all are obviously not having or not knowing what good sex is. I would stop doing anything to have sex with my gf no matter what it was that I was doing. I guess I'm sayin learn how to have better sex cause you don't know what you're missing.
DamnedSeraph 0
meet, Heroin.
i_LeGiT_I 0
maybe you havent been laid so its such a big deal ,stfu and stop pmsing
punkazzneon 0
Instead of viewing this situation as a FML, you should have approached it as a challenge. Wait until he comes home and starts playing the game, then go down on him and see If you can regain his attention...
DamnedSeraph 0
She might just get hit in the face by a 'knee shaped' object...
Drumr3oy 0
girl don't be stupid just brake the ps3 and dump his retarded ass!!!
DamnedSeraph 0
yeah! brake the PS3 and accelerate out of there...
krhymerp 0
fake
matty16 0
I'm a guy and I'm also baffeled cuz I woul most deff rather get my dick wet then game with my friends haha
DamnedSeraph 0
You're half man; like a male French poodle. There are better things than sex. Is God of War one of them? MosDef.
mikemalk123 0
sorry op, ydi for dating a douche bag in the first place
dreamnitedarling 9
16) only if you count a pc, or the portable ones, or the older generation platforms...
blgjohnnyy 0
lol at 12, that would be a mans dream, a hot sexy woman who always wants to have sexual intercoarse, and is having intercoaerse with two other women. if only that could be realty. god of war 3 is epic, and nothing should stand in its way except aphrodite ;)
Lythiaren 8
"If it's this good watching, just imagine!" [insert implied lesbian screwing HERE as camera pans back to Aphrodite]