Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
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Comments (206)
lenka_fml 0
lol that's just sad. he is either gay or retarded hahah. either way, dump his ass! :-)
DamnedSeraph 0
gay or retarded? hmm... Maybe he has a personality and real interests. Does it bother you women that "some" men actually don't regard sex as the most important thing in their lives?
lenka_fml 0
right, he has so much personality that he regards video games as number one! hahah, please! not to mention, he was increadibly rude to her!
imbatman_fml 0
Women always put other things before sex. it's not bad if a guy wants to do the same thing.
Lythiaren 8
Agreeing with 64 and 88 here. Too many ladies start man-hating under the impression that the entire male population of the Earth is only capable of thinking with their testicles. And then you get all pissed when you encounter a man who expresses a preference for something unrelated to sticking body parts into your assorted holes while you happen to be horny? Make up your goddamn mind and make your man some sammiches while you're at it. You can enjoy them with him while you watch him slaughter shit. Would it kill you to show some interest in his hobbies? Hell, men get shunted all the time if they don't do so for you.
lenka_fml 0
ok it's not about his interests it showing interest in them. first of all, it's rude to ditch someone's company for a game (that won't disappear after an hour or two.) it's hurtful (see? she made an FML about it) and pretty harsh. second of all, he could have at least given her a ride. also, I don't see him offering for her to join him, so how exactly is she supposed to show interest again?
kalixzo 11
Did Kratos give him a handjob? lol
tuscany 0
maybe youre boyfriend didnt want to have sex and told his friend to call him before he started
Finalninja447 2
Shut up! cause God of War 3 is better than sex!
ImaginaryFoe 1
You're not doing it right. Yes, there will be other times for sex and the game is amazing but it's not actually better than sex.
offtap 0
god of war is pretty damn awesome really. I wouldn't care if he did that, I'd at least ask to watch him play it, make some sammiches and clean the house. then you might get lucky, and even get to play it 8D
firecopy 6
you should be dumped by your boyfriend for not liking gow3.
Beth567 0
My boyfriend does the same thing to me. I find it funny actually, we were laying in bed one morning about to have sex and he asked me if he could have a ps3, I said yes, and he jumped up and told me to get dressed cause he wanted to go buy it now. But, God Of War 3, yeah I'd rather play it than have sex.
topherweaver 0
so sex isn't very good for you huh lol
Beth567 0
It's awesome, I'd just rather play video games. lol
MrFlintstone 5
bros before hoes sorry
BloowMEHupx3 0
well in my opinion I'd grab my shoes and go get the game with him to play that can show your love also bsides God of War is a kick ass game there can be other times to have sex :]
ImaginaryFoe 1
The only thing he did wrong was not offering you a ride home. That's just rude. Other than that...well, it was a pretty sweet game.