Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
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Comments (206)
brittania22 0
I'd dumb him so fast.
BeautyGoddessLuv 0
O_O I wud have dumped his ass rite then and there sweetheart.
californiway 0
don't blame him it's god of war 3!
Darkhumor 0
so, he left you unattended in his house? Why don't you turn it into a gleeful/vengeful moment? Find a permanent marker. Scrawl accordingly Introduce any heavy object (hammer, chair, etc) to his console(s) forcibly. Pour bleach in his closet Put dirt in his shampoo pee on his bed superglue his closets and drawers closed squeeze toothpaste on his chairs (especially if any are white/toothpaste colours) trash his computer monitor with the computer keyboard, then pour water on his computer If any area of his house is tiled, smash one or two tiles with a brick Leave his fridge/freezer propped open with a chair Taa daah!
Kawaiichan42 3
Or you could just suck it up... So he wants to play a game he's obviously been waiting a while to play. Why not find something else to do? My bf plays WoW constantly, and I'm not posting an FML about it. Hell, if he wasn't playing on a laptop I'd blow him while he was playing...
Zebracat 9
My boyfriend plays WOW too all the time. He'll come over to my house and get on on my laptop and do whatever. I just watch it's no biggie dude.
blink831forever 13
I would have done the same thing to my g/f. By the way I'm a girl. God of War 3 is a badass game!!
LynzCatastrophe 0
First of all the men in this are jerks. You should treat any woman you are lucky enough to have sex with more respect in that no matter how good of a video game it is. Second of all, yes i am aware its a great video game, my own fiance did something similar to this. Needless to say thanks to my vengeful nature he has learned his lesson and wont be doing it ever again. Men, have more respect. Eventually you will find yourself alone in life because you couldn't get your priorities straight nor could you be nice enough to offer the girl a ride home.
lionskull 2
why does it have to be "any woman you are lucky enough to have sex with" why don't YOU treat guys with respect and not think the only thing on their mind is sex.
anz0075 0
If you think video games are better than sex, you probably a loser...
lionskull 2
personally i wouldn't beat my self up about this, i mean it is a great game that got amazing publicity. you also said that you were about to have sex not that you were having sex so i don't blame him much. and like some other people said y don't you ask if you could play with him or watch him play it. he will be touched by that and will feel bad about leaving you for it.
RunnerBack33 1
suck on my 13 inchez
tbcpfrooman18 0
Wow. what a freaking retard. sex or video game you can go get any time and way to treat your woman like dirty. little b*t*h doesnt deserve to have you as a partner much less as a friend