Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
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Lythiaren 8
Wow. Mixed on this one. GoW3 I a pretty sweet game.
Lythiaren 8
God of War 3 is a PS3 game.
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Comments (206)
imdeborah 0
Exactly, #92. But some people don't care enough to do so which is very annoying. it hrd tp undrstrnd whn pple typ leik ths!
Simplyjulie 0
wow what's NOT about sex these days.. wtf
1NYCHottie 0
kick him to the curb!!!
looserfacex2 0
your obviously gay if you think girls are more important
looserfacex2 0
hahaha your my type of girl..thanks for understanding priorities:)
xamcavip 0
HES GAY..
FAM_fml 0
Im thinking your that bad in the sac........ I broke up with a girl because sex was like watching pant dry. Then I would look at her after and shes lovin life cupple of orgasim and a smile. Once i let her orgasim than got up and watched the Lakers play.... She got the hint eventually.
iwntmystapler 0
dump him. asshole.
Lythiaren 8
Hey now, I try to proofread my posts before I submit them... I usually end up correcting some error because I notice it right as it posts. :(
Narwhalskill 0
hahah **** yes!!