Transportation, Cars and Accident: Droning on - FML

Droning on

By macone - 24/04/2021 21:30

Today, a colleague crashed a drone into my almost brand new car. I even asked him before if it was OK to park there or if I should better park somewhere else, and he said, "No problem" and bragged about being the best drone pilot. FML

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Sunday 25 April 2021 1:45

Sorry to say but you kinda deserve it, at work, if there is even a .009% chance of a customers car or vehicle getting damaged and they are home, we ask them to move it

vadarose 12

Monday 26 April 2021 14:10

I hope he helps pay for the repairs

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Regis Bent 12

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Sunday 25 April 2021 1:45

Sorry to say but you kinda deserve it, at work, if there is even a .009% chance of a customers car or vehicle getting damaged and they are home, we ask them to move it

vadarose 12

Monday 26 April 2021 14:10

I hope he helps pay for the repairs

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