Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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Comments (335)
munsonja 0
mess. with. a. teen. bad idea. ydi.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
you don't mess with then smart clever minds of a teenager. EVER! F*ck your life.
LittleMissRaven 0
That really sucks. I'd be pissed too if I had a student that was chronically late. But at least now you know that he's making an effort to learn what you're teaching and keep up with the class. =)
theradish1 0
you are a terrible teacher and should be ASHAMED of yourself
glitterydisaster 0
Wow, I'm really glad that this student face-pwned you so hard. You're a total bully for giving the student an unfair situation. Did you even bother to THINK about why the student might have been late? For all you know, he had a medical emergency. I really hate teachers like you, and this is coming from another high school teacher. Even with your unfairness, your student still succeeded, proving himself to be smarter than you, at least! Still, I find it hard to believe that any person in the education field would be such a whiny little bitch that they post an FML because a student of theirs got a GOOD score. May you either learn to get your head out of your arse, or get fired, lol. (in other words, YTDI)
Whitey0089 0
Biyacccchhhhh! You are a prick...hate teachers like that..what a asshole
xxtheman15xx 0
you suck
brey_fml 0
you deserve it. i hate teachers like you. it makes me want to not go to school, just because you wanted to 'punish' him. you could have just given him lunch detention, like a normal teacher.
baddashh 0
yurr a asshole,! ha
gunman15 4
you remind me of my evil teacher who was just the worst she gave me detention everyday and every report card she would make most students in my class cry ydi for being an evil teacher who makes an entire class suffer for one student being late