Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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Comments (335)
dabomblyktiktikk 0
does "full marks" mean he got a hundred?
Andygk15 3
YDI for not knowing your student well... fail teacher
A_Future_Penguin 0
Ass..no one likes you. go die in a hole you piece of worthless shit. Your just a drone in society and worth nothing to the world. No one wants you...Die please. Ive been waiting for the chance to tell that to a teacher like you.
o76923 8
You're just a bully. I hope you get fired. People like you are ruining the education system.
bonnienclyde 0
teachers aren't kids parents I hated when teachers tried to do that to me your making more work for yourself
thescyphozoa 6
I think you should have actually punished him for being late. That's what detention is for.
mpdvyper 5
I guess your one of those piece of shit teachers with a pathetic ******* excuse for a life, go **** yourself, cuz no one will ever like you
Harleyyyy 0
I think teachers are wonderful people. They're the ones who teach us our everday Math, English, Science, and History. However, I don't appreciate the prick teachers whose objective is to make students suffer. Teachers are supposed to instill a love of learning in kids, not make them look like complete idiots. By the sounds of it, the teacher from this FML was trying to bomb the student's grade. I personally hope the asshole gets fired. He reminds me of my 8th grade English teacher, Mrs. Phillips. Not to be arrogant, but I would get constant As in her class, and she for some reason would get annoyed by it. So, she would constantly guve me pop quizzes, and try to make me slip just once. I never did. She always seemed offended when I would be smart. If I seemingly wasn't paying attention, she would pick me to answer a question. I would get it right, and her reaction was priceless. To this day I cannot understand why she was so offended by intelligence.
glitterydisaster 0
I couldn't have said it better, myself. I'm glad you didn't let that gross teacher get the better of you. I entered the educational field to instill the joy of learning in students, and also to bring down people like that!
Harleyyyy 0
Alright!!! Glitterydisaster for the win!! Which subject?
ohi_fml 0
i love proving teachers wrong ;P
MacdaddyMaddy 0
72 you do have a point but he could've asked or talked to the student instead he was being a dick.