Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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Comments (335)
saxophoneguitar 0
even if he failed it id smack the shit outta you if i heard one word from your bitch mouth.
marvin_fml 0
Do you know what the single most important job skill that you learn in school is? Punctuality! Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're a janitor or brain surgeon, if you're regularly late for work they'll fire your ass. You'll never find it written in the curriculum, but punctuality is a core part of the curriculum from primary school right through to your last year of high school.
the13thcaesar 0
I hope that you have children and they die in your arms.
Maht_fml 0
You're a dick bro.
kcup3 0
I think you're such a DOG for trying to make a student fail! there are other ways to make your point.. like you were never late before.
h0tm2n513 0
What A Mean Teacher Bet The Class Is Planning To Egg Him
cherry_top36 1
in my opinion, you are all losers for arguing over FML comments XD
andjok 0
you should be proud that you have taught him the material so well.
BoneThugBaby 0
haa ilove making teachers look dumb!
Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0
ooouuhh ur an idot hatin on him