Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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Comments (335)
jlynntiger 0
ur a prick
cademj 0
You deserve it for being a little bitch and thinking that little of the student!
skyeyez9 25
You try and fail a student you hate, and get upset when he aces the pop quiz? WTF
Bartimaeus 7
Haha I had a teacher like that who always thought I was not paying attention (while everyone else made animal noises and threw crap across the room and literally ate failed quizes) so he'd call on me and I'd get the answer right and make him look like a prick for doubting me. He got fired eventually. I was probably the most polite student in the class but he was still convinced I was fooling around. Whenever I proved him wrong, he would put his head really close to me and angrily whisper that I was "undermining his authority" or something. OP just try to relate to and not underestimate your students.
RedPillSucks 33
Was his name "Cartman"?
ed11 1
ur a PRICK.
Thunderbender 2
You could have shortened this FML by saying Today, I am a shitty teacher, FML
moon21_fml 0
You know, if a student's late, it doesn't necessarily mean that he/she's a bad student, it could be that their bus came late, car broke down, crappy traffic, family emergency, etc. So next time, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!
_OHNOES 0
smart people get to come late to school :)
Emmy_The_Great 2
this just proves that teachers are out to get us!!!!
gabbielove 0
I hate teachers like you. Every time a teacher would do that, I would ace the quiz and always ended up with an A in the class. Don't try to be smart with us.