Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
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booroxx 0
I hate teachers like you :/
limegreenpoopie 31
Owned.
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Comments (335)
omlmarie 0
how is this a fml? you have a sad life.
tmmta 0
You and teachers like you are the reason why kids hate school. I bet because of you several kids have dropped out and now they wont get a full education. I thought teachers wanted to make the world a better place?
bluefairy_fml 24
If he scored full marks (and I suppose that wasn't the first time), it means he's a good student. Isn't *that* what you should care about? You should be flattered that he likes whatever you are teaching. Who cares if he's a bit late? Some people find it difficult to estimate the time. So what, as long as he's a great student? Only an insecure teacher would take offense at that and attempt to punish the student that harshly.
Arc9 0
Go die in a fire you godamn nazi.
AJ7777777 0
i hate teachers like u who r totally unfair!!! die and go 2 hell...there r reasons why this is not a good FML: 1.) How is ur life f***ed?... the kid just lucked out... 2.) every1 is late from time 2 time... show some simpathy asshole YDI...and go 2 hell
Cinn_fml 23
I think telling the OP to go to hell is a little extreme. Also, it's spelt 'sympathy'. Also, how do you know the kid wasn't repeatedly late and the OP had had enough? It's also possible the kid did that well on the test because he was smart not because he got lucky.
nismo_r2 5
OP ur a ******* bitch!
angrynegro7 16
Wow, I've never seen so many people overreact to such a trivial situation like this. I'm also amused at how you all are twisting what happened to make this student look like some hero/martyr and the OP like Satan Incarnate. First, it seems that a lot of people think that the OP gave the pop quiz in order to punish the rest of the class for this one student's lateness. Did it ever occur to any of you, that the OP was already planning to give the class a pop quiz, and simply decided not to wait for the student? The OP does have that discretion. Second, if this student had a good reason for being late, shouldn't the school, if not the OP himself, have been notified by his parents? At the end of the day, this student was dicking around and obviously couldn't have been bothered with getting to class on time. Unfortunately for the OP, he tried to make an example of this student, and it backfired. Here's a little perspective: If this had happened in the West Indies, the student would've been the one writing this FML, and it'd go a little something like this: "Today, I was late for class. Since I didn't have a good reason for being late, my teacher decided to beat me in front of my classmates. I hope my teacher doesn't tell my parents. If he does, I'll get another beating when I get home. FML."
nikkirl5 1
dude , not cool . >:o
ABbaby 10
But 305 since NONE of us know the full story, we must go by what the FML indicates. And the OP himself indicates that he gave the pop quiz for the purpose of hoping the student would not be able to complete it, and wind up with a failing grade as "punishment" for being late(which the reason of is never mentioned).
Cinn_fml 23
But angrynegro did hit upon the point that the OP only states that he started the Pop Quiz early, which implies it might have already been scheduled. Though I agree with the rest of your comment, we just don't have enough information to judge, or at least not to the extent that some have done, which I think was a point angrynegro was trying to make at the beginning of his post.
ConfusedandAkwrd 0
omg I always wondered if teachers really did that or not, that is so messed up >:-|