Job interview, Awkward and Work: Flex

Flex

By bigblue51 - 22/05/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, while interviewing for a job, I had to read over the physical requirements for the job. Later on, she asked me how flexible I was. Trying to keep a straight face, I told her I was more flexible while I was playing sports but could work on it if I need to. She was talking about work hours. FML

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By tipmeover - 28/01/2015 13:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

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By cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 12:00 - Ireland

Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 14:00 - Germany - Frankfurt

Today, I went to a job interview, and the interviewer asked me to give an example of a time I went above and beyond for a customer. I proudly told him about the time I drove a customer home when their car broke down. The interviewer then asked me if I had any examples from a professional setting. FML

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By howprofessional - 06/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Dearborn

Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML

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By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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Good one, guys, thanks

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 00:01

Today, I was fixing something for a guy at a steel manufacturing company. His employees told me that their boss can't hear properly, so I'd have to be loud when talking to him. When I'd finished, he asked me if I normally talked like that, or if there was something wrong with me. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:06

wait what? why would you need to try to keep a straight face if you seriously thought thats what she was asking?

Rawrrr14 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:59

lmao, did you still get the job?

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Rawrrr14 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:59

lmao, did you still get the job?

danyfuckinheatle 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:07

sex joke?

xuthdude 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:43

pwned.

plexico 3

Friday 22 May 2009 20:03

Be glad she wasn't talking about your sexuality!

bonafidehustler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

That sucks. That's totally something I would do too.

Galaxia 4

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:58

Words are so imprecise.

cselby 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:05

LOL , not that big of a deal, if she had a sense of humor she probably just smiled.

cindybuzz 5

Friday 22 May 2009 20:06

hate it when that happens!

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:06

wait what? why would you need to try to keep a straight face if you seriously thought thats what she was asking?

lexif96 0

Sunday 15 July 2012 23:38

it probably seemed like a funny question to be asked

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:11

So, you chuckled and said you were joking, right?

konkonsn 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:11

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:22

Hey interviewers are also human. I'm sure they phrased the question incorrectly so don't stress! Surely hilarious tho! Bwahahahaa

screammlouder 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:23

hahaha. thats greatt. happens to the best of us.

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Flex

Same thing different taste

Objectification

Rekt

Wurdz is hard

What more could you want?

Good one, guys, thanks

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