noname
France
Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
seriously??
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Anonymous
Taipei, Taiwan
Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML
Snowzies
United Kingdom
Stuck
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Homestuck
Today, I tried to book another train to go back to college for the spring after my first train was cancelled, only for it to be cancelled again, and there were no buses, nor did my parents want to drive me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Unreliable
Today, despite getting to the bus stop early, the first bus didn’t turn up. The second one was late, and severe traffic caused me to be late for work. I can’t afford for my wages to be docked from this. FML
Stupid
Bellerive, Australia
Today, I waited thirty minutes for a bus that stopped running three weeks ago. FML
Lawrie
Privatisation
Today, the bus I needed to catch, that replaced the train I needed to catch, to get the flight home was full. I had to get a taxi instead. £140 to the nearest working train station. FML
coco
Canada
Bye!
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Antonin
Switzerland
We meet again
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Tom
Long day
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Top comments
kat666 0
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife!!!
whatgoescomes 5
ha look who's talking you said your instead of you're
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Comments (34)
pulpfiction_fml 3
I like the FMLs that are cute. Thank you for only being mildly funny.
Crowcaller 5
I get it now!!!! TY Pikachu!!! :D
Crowcaller 5
noooo where is he??!!
Atmaster 3
WTF are you talking about?!?!?!?!??
skyttlz 32
I don't get it.
ssoccerchick97 16
Me either lol
Linebacker74 8
He wants to join a union strike with other bus drivers, but he can't because no one is driving the buses to get him to the place where the union is striking. This is pretty much the main problem with unions.
aliceivers 0
not a fml...just a bad corny joke...or ur really dumb for thinking the bus would be running when the drivers are on strike...
jazzmin1997 16
You tried *star*
DaRito 25
YDI, strikes cost many people their jobs and deny them their transportation (in this case). You don't like your job? It's your responsibility to find a new one, not the employer's responsibility to cater all your needs.
fantasyworld 39
The drivers do realize that some people rely on them to get to work.
miss_amphetamine 24
YDI. I was an hour late for work one day and almost lost my job over a bus strike. Millions of people rely on the buses every day to get to work. If they aren't running, THOUSANDS of people are screwed because people who need the bus have NO other way to get to work at all. Drivers that decide to strike because they're pissed over some benefits or a few cents per hour are idiots. Either talk to your boss like a grown adult, or quit your job and find a new one. Don't go "I'm a little pissed today, so I'm going to screw over an entire city."