Money and Transportation: Privatisation

Privatisation

By Lawrie - 12/07/2022 10:00

Today, the bus I needed to catch, that replaced the train I needed to catch, to get the flight home was full. I had to get a taxi instead. £140 to the nearest working train station. FML

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Tuesday 12 July 2022 13:28

Ah, this is like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," but less funny. Don't feel bad -- it's hard to beat the late great John Candy.

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Tuesday 12 July 2022 13:28

Ah, this is like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles," but less funny. Don't feel bad -- it's hard to beat the late great John Candy.

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