Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
LuthienSilimaure 7
Next time, don't be a selfish crude.
meg96pie 6
Uh no, actually there are places homeless people can go in order to help themselves. If she wanted to give something to him she could've given food. Not money. She is not obligated to give anything.
malaak2 16
I'm sorry, I pressed you deserved it by mistake. You're not obliged to give him your money if you don't want to!!
fantasyworld 39
You are not required to give him money.
DanielleD93 16
Idk why people would think YDI, most bums here would just buy beer and cigarettes with the money you gave them, I know a guy that comes into my store to it beer and markers, sometimes it's not really worth it if you know where that money goes
meg96pie 6
Never give homeless people money. Always for them food or something useful like a coat or gloves and socks. They will spend the money of alcohol and cigarettes instead of saving it.
Enkeria 30
To be fair, OP probably used a credit card
ArcheryArtist 20
Wow what a dick. Some people will call you an ass for lying, but seriously, you're not obligated to give homeless people money. Most all of them use that money to find their alcohol or drug addiction anyway, that's why they're homeless; because they'd rather buy drugs than pay the bills. I hate how the asshole followed you and yelled at you, like its your responsibility to give him money or pay for his stuff, because it's not. It's his own damn fault he's homeless in the first place, so the rest of the people don't owe him a damn thing.
blondieckw 6
Coulda told him u had a gift card
reu6797 4
I wouldn't have lied I would have said I need all the money I have Sry dude
starfoxfan1 7
Douchebag, you only thought about yourself. You could've given him a dollar, or even a quarter!