Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
jessiewessie 0
you should have said you paid with a gift card or credit card
sexiibitch013 0
agreed with 410
dylan211996 0
bitch!
Isamermaid 17
Yeah, that's why I always pay with a debit (not so much credit) card. ...so that I have an excuse to not give them cash, and it's TRUE.
skateking133 0
haha cause, you know, homeless people check FML every day and post on it routinely. :P
FajitaFreak 3
It seems no one understands the homeless situation. You have no phone number. (Unless its your first month but trust me paying that phone bill will be increasingly harder when you can barely eat) No address. Only access to the internet via limited public libraries. No place to clean yourself, no place to freshen up. No way to clean your clothes. No place to safely sleep. Cops will constantly wake you up and tell you to go somewhere else, even though they can't tell you where you're allowed to sleep because it's essentially illegal to be homeless and try to sleep anywhere. No hope. No happiness, no pleasures or safety net. No one to care about you. Plenty of people are homeless out of bad luck, or a mistake that cost them their job. Kicked out, no money, no place to go. What can you do? It's hard to get a job even with an address, phone number and a way to clean yourself to be presentable. Try getting a job while you smell horrible, can't even shave or take a shower or clean your clothes and with your stomach playing an orchestra. It's ******* hard. So to everyone saying homeless people are only pathetic drug addicts, go to hell. You have no idea.
kaelynxboo 0
The way I see it is you chose to be homeless. It's preventable.
lectricpharaoh 9
That may be true, but it doesn't give the guy a right to be abusive- or are you saying bums should be held to different standards than the rest of us?
yankee805 0
Karma's a bitch
yankee805 0
why would he give his hard earned money to some homeless bum on the streets? the dude did something to end up on the streets so let him pay the price.
shaniecerb 0
survival of the fittest bitches..get your own money plz.dont pester me
kaliehuebner 2
That's when you tell them you used your debit card...