Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
ninidunut 0
I just say sorry only got my credit card on me;)
elangleyp 2
Thts y u ignore them
pennamay 11
I would have told him to get his lazy ass a job rather than bum off people who work.
paintballR 0
You could've gotten him something to eat
DingoCJ 15
I walked past a hobo in cairns once, he asked for money and I told him "no but i'll buy you a cigarette" instead. As I was pulling out my pack he showed me a shopping bag full of Winnie's and pouches of loose tobacco. Cheeky bastard
bjnono001 20
Just tell him you used a credit card?
kaelynxboo 0
Credit cards and white lies :)
samuel1678 0
what the f*ck is your problem? do you even realize that the f*ucking economy crashed and a lot of f*ucking people lost there damn jobs and homes you stupid pathetic pease of sh*t. i hope like hell you(or your family) go bankrupt and have to f*cking beg for money and they f*cking tell you no every time!
rooboy 16
Which is why I just say I don't have cash
maxamus951852 3
Why didnt OP just be a man and say "no"? its that simple,you have no need to lie, you're not legally obliged to give homeless ppl money