Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
missfyl 0
you don't deserve it because it's YOUR money and If your hungry you buy what you want.. tell that bum to go apply for a job
kay71095 9
You should've just said you paid for it with a credit card
shananiganizer 0
That strawberry frap could be a weeks worth of food for that guy
ChristineAnn58 8
Maybe the bum should've got an education an made something out of his life. Anyone can get a job right out of Highschool and Earn enough money for college. That bum can go to hell an stfu. No one has to do anything for him. There are shelters that will help him anyways. All he wants is either drugs alcohol or special food because he's an ungrateful lazy loser.
sulitak 27
really? have you ever thought that the dude is a bum because he's mentally unstable? that's what a majority of homeless in Chicago are... (plus the following for blocks to me seems more mental than anything) and in this economy... no, not everyone can get a damn job. I have a college degree, and I spent well over a year job searching after graduation.
Raivyn_Grimm 9
God I hope this guy is trolling...
imperialtl 12
Don't buy from Starbucks. It's run by the evil elite who oppress people in third world countries and doesn't make you cool to buy a $5 coffee.
banananread112 5
How would he know? You could have payed using a credit card or one of those free drink gift cards.
charvisioku 22
I'm all for giving homeless people money but he was an idiot to think that you actually owed him anything. It's up to you if you don't want to give him anything.
sulitak 27
umm. yeah.. I never have cash. I would've turned around and said that to him right away. "I don't have cash, I only have a card, and I am not about to give my card to a stranger."
FatherofTime87 18
That bum probably makes more than all of us...stop pitying them when all most of them do is go blow your money on booze or drugs
FreestylePython 14
most of the time they will just use the money for alchohol and drugs so its best not to give them money anyways