Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
itsnotfair 0
you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!
Outpail 1
Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.
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Comments (477)
redstars 0
I just say I only have debit. :
Bunbu 8
Stupid ******* bitch. You got what you deserved. You didn't have to lie, but you did. You could've said anything. You could've said "I can't. Sorry." But you lied. Because that's the kind of horrible person you are. ******* yuppie bitch.
thuryn 2
* Thuryn passes Bunbu a whole BOX of Midol.
dicaps1x88 0
I would have told him to **** off it was paid with a card. Then pulled a rick'roll on em.
Muckaduck 0
just tell him if he wants money he should find a way to debit your card.
ShakeZula7 0
You deserve it for being insensitive and selfish. I applaud the homeless man for not taking your crap.
jorolynn 0
it's called a credit card lol also idk about any other area, but where i live, we give the homeless people nothing because half of them are batshit insane, a quarter are crackheads, and the rest are scammers. #372 is correct.
thuryn 2
#378 / Shakezula7: So how much is every person obligated to give to every seemingly homeless person who begs for money? I'm curious because I'm going to have to add an item to my budget for this. Oh, wait. I already have one. It's Social Security. And income taxes. And the money I already give to charity. And the money I paid for various family members' educations so they are less likely to end up homeless. How about people who are interested in improving themselves go use one of the MANY social services that I've ALREADY PAID FOR instead of bothering me while I try to enjoy the coffee that I paid for with my very own hard-earned money. Forced charity has another name: Slavery.
Samabenjamim 0
Sometimes those guys can be rather anoying.
jezus_crist 0
fukk him its a recession if he wouldve made the right choices in life he wouldnt be homeless