Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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fixxxers01_fml 0
you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?
kalopadi 0
o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny
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Comments (193)
RaIeigh 0
Isn't this what always happens when someone tries to be sexy and impress someone? :/ On a side note, FThatDesk'sLife.
amandalovee 0
LOL. Raleigh like the time you tried to be cool and face planted in track? haha.
RaIeigh 0
Lmaoo, shhh.. Don't tell anyone that >.>
amandalovee 0
lol, haha you basically did wat u said u hated lol. bearypoo(: haha I won't
aback 5
So, your "sexy walk" translates to: "Here--I've rendered myself helpless. Please rape me" ?
MetalmaidenDeth 0
then again if she is trying then it wouldnt be rape.
sum1savemeh 0
^^ cutieeee!
Djosef_fml 0
Why did #80 MetalmaidenDeth take a picture of himself in the public toilet? You can even see the ''men'' sign at top left. -,-'
nerdsgetmehot 23
I've had things like this happen to me many, many times. I feel your pain, seriously...
HeretoBlame 3
something like that had happen to me in the past, i was walking to a girl in the club and a girl tripped me and i hit my leg against the stage. I almost fell on top of the girl but somehow I ended getting my balance back, i lost the girl and the other girl who tripped me was a girl who I rejected. I still remember seen my jeens turn red, damn girl. FYl i know how it feels kinda
RedPillSucks 33
afatmonkey, is that you?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! The girl was a hobo, and the stage was a *****.
gusgus36 5
ydi.. these things always backfire.. trying too hard just results in you looking dumb
unmadebed 0
haha maybe he likes clumsy women.
xTexasxProdigyx 0
Did the desk die?
anchorblondie49 0
she broke it right in half. :(
chapachristina4 0
she's a murderer!! she killed the desk! D:
xTexasxProdigyx 0
poor desk.. all it ever did was please ppl and you broke it op!!! ur so goin to jail! hehe
chapachristina4 0
#38 I'm from Texas too! :D
Freeze_fml 17
Dating your boss's son sounds like a bad idea to begin with.
TwoFlushTurd 0
what a dumb bitch!
KatiiKhatastrofi 0
YDI for two reasons; 1. Showing off is never sexy and usually ends badly. This site is somewhat of a testament to that... 2. I can't even begin to conceptualize the awkwardness of dating your boss' son...