Work: Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Brown345 - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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Friday 11 June 2010 1:13

you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?

kalopadi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:08

o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny

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jt525 1

Saturday 12 June 2010 13:07

this should be on failblog. epic fail you stupid bitch

corme_fml 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 18:53

How about you try talking to him instead?

greyy_goooose 11

Saturday 12 June 2010 22:20

^^ Agreed. Shoulda Just Talked Instead Of Trying To Impress. & Exactly. Deff Not A Good Idea To Get With Yer Bosses Son.

ChicaChica5683 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 23:25

lmao!!! WTF is a sexy walk??? like a model walk? that'd be fuuuuuunny!!!!

SorchaR 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 6:04

Dude, it's a blessing in disguise. Say you did date him and it didn't work out. You might end up having to find a new job.

bleedforMayheM 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 8:16

aw poor slutty wutty how will you ever give hand jobs now, your a disgrace

Just_Had_2_Sigh 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:46

that 185 / bloodforMayheM , wtf is that an EMO rage geek or what? Anyways; What u just posted, I thought thisshit could only happen on TV XD Guess I was wrong XD I would give alot to see that clip XD *awesome dudette* /thumbs up ;-)