Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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fixxxers01_fml 0
you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?
kalopadi 0
o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny
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Comments (193)
fballplayr13 0
Wow LMFAO!!!
gr3y_fml 1
If you have looks and personality, surely you don't need to do a "sexy walk" to get attention. That sounds just gross.
unicornscankill 0
Haha fail
xtx123 0
YDI for failing your sexy walk, practice it at home i guess
bigHurt1 0
Who are you? The female Chris Farley.
metalr82 0
lol stupid girls
Ohxitsxdani 0
Hahaha as I was reading this a song started playing 'nobody saw you fall,nobody saw you fall.'(: Anyways that sucks OP. Hopefully he saw it as cute.?(:
antsinspace 0
lol...sexy walk XD
much2blunt 0
smoooooooth, maybe next time there champ lol
jacketfootball 0
tokio had a conversation on someone elses fml and some1 asked her to put up some body pics