By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 06:00

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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to jump out from behind the bedroom door to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. I slipped and broke two ribs when I hit the ground. Instead of a sexy birthday evening, he got to take me to hospital. FML
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There are sexy nurses to look at at the hospital, so it wasn’t a total loss for your boyfriend.

You gave him a great story to tell. That's a good gift :D

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There are sexy nurses to look at at the hospital, so it wasn’t a total loss for your boyfriend.

You gave him a great story to tell. That's a good gift :D

XxXBadAshXxX 27

That clutz life though

At least it wasn't an ordinary evening.

Just get it on in the hospital #BestBirthdayEver

I'm sure he'll be happy with your efforts and intentions nonetheless...

Mungolikecandy 19

The twist in the tale; they are 27 years old!

How is this a twist?

Mungolikecandy 19

Darn wrong FML. FML.

Ah, nevermind. I see.