By Anonymous - 6/5/2018 06:00
  Today, I thought it would be a good idea to jump out from behind the bedroom door to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. I slipped and broke two ribs when I hit the ground. Instead of a sexy birthday evening, he got to take me to hospital. FML
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By  XxXBadAshXxX  |  27

That clutz life though

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

The twist in the tale; they are 27 years old!

By  Mungolikecandy  |  18

Darn wrong FML. FML.