Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
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Comments (25)
Zekfen 17
The Red Cross is taking blood drives to a new level!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Did she have a reflection in the mirror?
Elissa Dana 2
That's ******* beyond disgusting
izzajaneful 24
This is a repeat.
Cali 57
Oh no! We try to avoid posting repeat stories... Is it possible that you're just remembering seeing this one in moderation? If not, could you send me a link to the other one that you saw?
GIJoefan 6
What the actual ****?!
Rabite 28
Could have offered her some fresh ones instead.
lccc_ 18
aw, maybe couldve asked if she had any new ones available. obviously she did not at the moment, but if she didnt have any available at all , couldve helped her w. a box or something..
5th_point_of_contact 8
It is pretty disgusting but there is the homeless possibility. You’re sure they weren’t turnips, right?
Jain Aabhas 4
Honestly that is gross and you should've complained about this to the authorities of that public restroom.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Did you stop to think maybe she cant afford feminine hygiene products? Schools if they give them out only give out 2 a day. We give out condoms but women pay a luxury tax on them.