Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me....

By Anonymous - 4/1/2010 07:01 - United States

Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML

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By f_alltheirlives | 3

#754599 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice

By Impromptu_fml | 0

#754601 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.

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By holaworld | 0

#754585 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:17

I'm sorry :( it will be better. I have a swollen eye

Reyo | 2

#755740 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:54

OP: You sound just like that one bitch who wore a Wedding ring so people would "talk to her".

Liamj774 | 36

#5266420 - Friday 21 December 2012 4:41

I have a belly but

By Untoxicated | 0

#754586 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:18

:(( i would talk 2 you ^^

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#754599 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Phones have bells and whistles now? Nice

tysen97 | 0

#3448035 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:28

YDI for having a phone with bells and whistles.

By Impromptu_fml | 0

#754601 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:24

Should get some materialistic friends. Then they won't mind you waving it in their faces.

By remy_xi | 0

#754604 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:25

That sucks. Hmmm. Post your number on Mystery Google?

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#754609 - Monday 4 January 2010 12:30

Yeah, your friends from Candyland and Captain Kanuckles are going to ring you up just to hear their voice echo in your new phone.. Someone needs to call you and Blow a whistle.