Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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Roommates from hell, part 350125
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Dude, WTF?
Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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megstiel 16
...they make that?
hunteryager 18
wow, talk about a strange fetish.
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Comments (151)
FlyingPie 17
Your roommate should stop clowning around.
sxm 13
There is a lot of strange people in this world. I am not shocked. There are people that like to be treated as a human toilet.
APPLEZACKS 9
I literally laughed out loud at this
bruins46 6
Well, I guess you learn new things every day, and today I learned that not only does clown **** exist, but there so do people who actually whack off to it.
Alycat6363 15
That's really messed up
thissexyguy96 11
Ooohh God that must have been very akward for him to explain
Borngemini77 9
Well now we know how a clown gets the face paint.
snugglesMcGee199 23
Bazinga!
spacedragon 4
Alright, that's enough internet for the day...
thatgirl1299 11
That's not intimacy...
GEFStryker 29
Is it strange that I have fantasized about this? I always imagine rainbow pubes, the never ending penis gag, and confetti money shots. Oh, and let's not forget the classic slide whistle sound effects for slow motion entries into various orifices.
happygolucky2178 5
Rainbow pubes! LMFAO