Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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Roommates from hell, part 350125
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Dude, WTF?
Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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megstiel 16
...they make that?
hunteryager 18
wow, talk about a strange fetish.
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Comments (151)
viper0hr 7
How the **** did my comment get moderated. **** you 12 year old faggots on here. Moderate that bitches.
alycion 38
I don't see how this is an fml. You don't get this kind of ammo against people everyday.
sacmaster 11
While normally I would try and verify this personally by looking it up, I think I can attribute my faith in the existence of this clown **** phenomenon to rule 34. And in this way, save myself from a potentially traumatic experience.
FezzesAreCool 18
Omg....
olpally 32
That's ******* crazy ass shit. Walk away op, walk away.
False_Stupidity 41
He might take that the wrong way and think his room mate is trying to flirt with him..
XO920 5
I thought people are scared of clowns...
mindception 9
That's ******* creepy
CommonSenseKarma 17
That's a thing?
perdix 29
Well, they do wear those enormous shoes ;)