Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Walnuts or cashews?
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Tickle me Elmo just got creepy
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Comments (126)
jgriff79 23
Maybe he was happy to see them!
brandoneyez1 25
That's good blackmail if you get proof... As gross as it is the blackmail is funnier.
jgrahl 9
This is awkward at best
Rajni_dev 12
Happy 204! :)
chosha_fml 27
Geez, learn to knock, Sis!
mybubbles2000 13
What's the world coming to when you can't shave your balls in peace?!
Federgirl 19
:-O omg!
6dandaman5 8
That ******* hilarious LMAO
dannnngthatsux 19
Considering he was bringing a razor blade close to the family jewels, I'd be crazily nervous too! One slip and he's singing soprano for life.
oddities 20
Actually, since he's a guy, the term used would be "countertenor" which covers any vocal range above tenor that a male has. There's a more specific term but I can't spell it so I'll leave it out. ' Sorry about that, I just prefer people using the correct term and think they should be corrected so as not to form a habit of using the wrong one and risking sounding ignorant.
allison12197 23
Sounds like a recipe for disaster if you ask me.