Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Walnuts or cashews?
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Tickle me Elmo just got creepy
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Comments (126)
lexiale 10
Maybe he was just having a good time
tumtum888 12
Your brother's got balls man. I mean he might not have balls anymore if he keeps shaving them while high cause accidents happen, but still. Props for his courage
cook4money 9
I need more info. How old is he, was he using an electric razor and what is his drug of choice. If he is 15, was stoned and using an electric razor, that explains everything. Hell just being stoned would explain a lot.
thomcmoore 23
I don't think anymore information is needed. Giggling, balls, and razor are more than enough.
cook4money 9
You are probably right.
PresidentNorth 16
Did anyone misread her name at first.? Whoo Lol mindfucked me real quick.
JuneSparks 4
God...
saocrates 16
That sounds dangerous as hell being a guy, I would be way to scared to try that.
UniqueVixen1988 9
O.o
vikky538 29
that's kind a awkward and sorry OP you have to deal with that moment for Long long time
vlalam 24
Well, not as if u haven't u haven't seem him naked while growing... Atleast he is following hygiene, seems some brotherly bonding is due.. Hahaha.. Jokes apart, that's a little creepy, is he out of his mind? How old is he?
carabobara 7
ever shave your balls....ON WEED?
glabberfasted 16
Reminds me of Mean Girls. "What are marijuana tablets?"
oddities 20
#73, that sounds like a Karen line but I haven't seen Mean Girls in awhile so I'm not sure. Care to inform me? Pretty please with a cherry (or whatever you like) on top?
oddities 20
It could also be a Cady line since she grew up in Africa. Actually, I'll just Google it.
birdybirdchirp 18
Haha. Get-R-done!