Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Walnuts or cashews?
A_Perfect_Circle 12
Tickle me Elmo just got creepy
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Comments (126)
gbrodee1 5
wait, why is this in the Love section?
coppersmith 13
Just wait till he applies aftershave lotion...
GeneralStew 7
And this is why you lock the door to the bathroom especially when you're shaving ...Your balls lol.
jw833055 13
Drugs are bad m'kay.
skipper2009 18
If only you would have said something Red would say that would have been great.
foxwasalamb 24
come here often? ;)
zarosian 17
If it was a electric razor the vibration was probably making him giggle anyways FYL
N3ssie 8
I laughed at this but I would hate to be in OP's situation. I would never be able to look my brother in the eye with a straight face.
MadiJ 5
Oh damnn.
Caelophile 8
One of my pet peeves is the use of the phrase "all while..." when somebody mentions only one thing. Tsk.
GingerRoot 13
My brother used my razor for that very purpose saying they were meant to shave there...