Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Drunken antics
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
SHAME!
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Top comments
kevalanwilliams 0
Well at least he didn't crap in it
1JDub 6
But babe....the bathroom is way over there!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (74)
mynameispickle 0
Oh my gosh! Gross!!
purplishzebraz 0
Toilets are overrated
mommykrissy_05 7
You need to tell him he uses it he cleans it!
linkinpark98 24
At least he wasn't drunk, pissing in your closet on your favorite pair of shoes.......
fo_86 0
Why do you have to? Make him do it.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Maybe he's a cat furry?
marcusrichards 0
Hahahahh that's awesome
grannygruber 6
Since guys tend to miss the hole sometimes, did he miss the box and piss on the wall?
grannygruber 6
Since guys tend to miss the hole sometimes, did he miss the box and piss on the wall?
blacksswan 10
If the cat caught him doing it in his or her box, he would be screwed for life. Next time when he does it bring the cat along to see it. Cats don't well with others who take over what's theirs. Petco has a litter box that is covered , it's called Petco's jumbo cat litter box. It should keep him away.