meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Anonymous
Sherbrooke, Canada
Drunken antics
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Poowee
United States
SHAME!
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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kevalanwilliams 0
Well at least he didn't crap in it
1JDub 6
But babe....the bathroom is way over there!
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Comments (74)
KaskStunter 4
Good luck with your next boyfriend.
DQEight 8
At least it wasn't on your shoes..
BloodyMary666 24
At least it wasn´t the floor.
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
What do you mean you're the one who has to clean it out?! Let your boyfriend clean up his own mess - literally! I feel sorry for your cat too, it's going to get paranoid that it's territory's been invaded.
perdix 31
Maybe he forgot he was currently in human form instead of being a black leopard. It's like putting out fire with gasoline.
bananagrams 9
Where do you come up with this stuff?
perdix 31
It's from the movie "Cat People" starring Nastassja Kinski. The theme song was by David Bowie.
bananagrams 9
I see
21jason 9
Well at least he's house trained.. It's Better then him taking a dump in there
huppypuppy 3
You did it wrong... You gotta go you gotta go XD
FlyingWhisps 5
Well is there really a difference between your cat peeing in it and your boyfriend peeing in it. You have to clean pee either way.
Melster 0
Wow.... I feel bad for u... Somebody has to potty train ur BF.
Enslaved 38
Please keep him away from my litter box. Thank you in advance.(: Investing in a kitty litter box that has a lid might be worth its weight in gold.