meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
litterbox_girl
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Anonymous
Sherbrooke, Canada
Drunken antics
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Poowee
United States
SHAME!
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
PissingMeOff
Durham, United Kingdom
Firehose
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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kevalanwilliams 0
Well at least he didn't crap in it
1JDub 6
But babe....the bathroom is way over there!
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GasMaskKid13 0
Rub his nose in it..
jdawg2010 0
I saw an FML exactly like this one...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Umm yea, with over 18,000,000 Fml's that were posted and a fraction that was pubished, you'll bound to find someone posting their own experience that is similar to an old fml. So shut up about it being "similar" and enjoy the god damn fml.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Why would he pee in a litter box when there is a conveniently placed bathroom just a short walk away?? Wouldnt it be easier to aim at a bowl than a box?
Lanceeden 12
Maybe he wants a challenge. Plus you can paint pictures with your stream in the litter box. Can you do that with a toilet? Nope.
Savra_fml 17
I'm curious to know if he dug a little hole first. That would give him something to aim at.
FYLDeep 26
Even if I was curious I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't want to do anything that could potentially put me on a cat's bad side.
rap81198 0
Why dnt u tell him to enjoy cat life for a day. Sleep with. At and eat cat food for a day. That oughta make him realize :)
Savra_fml 17
What are you on?!? Sounds like you want the guy to **** the cat.
chels1994 11
and what exactly is wrong with the toilet?
xForeverNever 6
Pee is pee. But still, that's really weird 0_o
nc21690 19
my brothers used to do that then my cat wouldnt use it and she went everywhere and now I dont have a cat anymore.....
reaxion 25
That's because you're a moose and the cat thinks you're going to eat it. Just sayin'...
Llama_Face89 34
35- and may I ask why that comment was necessary?
boundlesssmiles 2
I think you're beautiful, 32.
bubo_fml 11
He is a wolf, jealously marking his territory...He's worried that a pussy will steal his pussy away from him!
graham11 14
What the ****?
perdix 31
How did you not notice the clumps as big as your head in there? Do you serve your cats big pots of coffee? YDI for dating a pussy:D