Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
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Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML
Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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nowusee 10
you deserve it for not teaching your daughter how to pee standing up
txgirl2013 14
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Comments (177)
SnowFangedBeauty 19
Well.....shit
lulinator 40
No. Pee.
Xeebar 28
They... They both seem incredibly intelligent.
the_real_dvd 21
On the plus side, her boyfriend seems quick on his feet when he needs an excuse. Who needs a twin with a response like that?
the_real_dvd 21
Umm... I mean twix. DYAC
icnburbbygrl 23
That's either a lie or a very odd relationship
randomperson961 7
Kids and their sex lingo nowadays
ladytigerhunts 20
Good job, Boyfriend! He got her half naked. (Sarcasm, FYI.) Anyway, FYL. :(
Stebeh89 4
He got the important half naked lol.
kingdomgirl94 29
Excuse you, boobies are important too!
cakefete2 31
Agreed, they're the breast part.
iNinetails 13
#94, Very punny.
littlem91 29
I hope you're doing something about emergency contraception, right now I'd say that's priority one.
RockyG92 15
So why have you come on here telling everyone about it? You should be teaching your daughter how to be a lady and talking to the boyfriend's parents about what's gone on. Also, it might a good time for "the talk" I believe.
ChopSuey444 20
I love you. lol.
limabeans101029 21
How does "teaching her to be a lady" come into this?
cdawg69 10
because this is fml
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Did you really just ask why she came on here to tell everybody? This is FML, you know, the place people come to tell everybody their stories!
DumbAndYoung 30
Having sex doesn't make you any less of a lady... and I don't think it's entirely necessary to tell on him to his parents. They're at that age. The most important thing to do is make sure her daughter is being responsible and using protection. Also, I'm sure at 15 she's already had "the talk".
Brandi_Faith 34
Personally, I think 15 is to young to be having sex.
robd007 20
I agree with you. Both boys and girls should respect their bodies. Sex will never disappear and you got a long life ahead of you to engage in sexual activities.
Angelkisses130 26
I literally made an account just to dislike this comment
Angelkisses130 26
She's freakin 15, you think she hasn't had "the talk"? If you wait that long to have the talk with your kid you're going to be a terrible parent
kayteakay 26
Some people are odd enough for this to be a legitimate reason.
puffthekraken 7
#24, the boy could teach her without his pants around his ankles. Not to mention, when I wanted to know how to do it, all I did was squat over the toilet, I didn't ask my by to help me ;)
kayteakay 26
I guess I'm a weirdo. I had a male friend show me and we dropped trow.
Emily062611 6
Plus, if they were having sex, why in the bathroom? My parents' bathroom is off the master bedroom, and I know that might not be the case here, but it's just odd. Doesn't she have a bedroom? So maybe he really was teaching her.
maylie25 18
That's Definitly a lie...lol.
cakefete2 31
That spelling isn't even auto correct. That's definitely something else.