By Anonymous - 12/7/2012 06:40 - United States - Houston
  Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML
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  MrBrightside21  |  20

I've been using that pick up line for years... as a joke of course. It's all fun and games until someone gets pepper sprayed, tazed, and ends up in the back of a cop car.

Where are people's sense of humor these days?

  free2speak  |  14

Can someone explain this to me? Yeah yeah, go all "omg! you don't know" or "what! what world are you living in?" on me but I tried google first. It didn't work. so here I am, tucking my shame and pride in a corner, and asking for someone to explain this to me in probably the most criticizing of places.

By  cH1N1chunga  |  5

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  IdontWanna69  |  8

Yeah umm I wasn't exactly thinking it would be pockets out with a penis sticking out in front. Glad you saw it coming though, have you shown people an elephant with white ears before hmm?

  tandem123  |  6

I thought he had one of those pairs of glasses with the big nose and fuzzy eyebrows, and likes to ware it during intercourse. Then I figured it out, and am now slightly disappointed.