By Anonymous - United States
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
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  LadyClarik  |  8

Whether its sexual or not, what's creepy is she legitimately had this thought. She wasn't trying to be funny. She just really wanted THAT piece of chicken. Weird.

  Jonkbaby  |  19

more like herbal diarrhea, amirite, amirite????