Animals: Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the...

By lessinterestingthanadog - 08/11/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Social gatherings make me nervous

By Dog lady - 27/10/2024 18:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went to a friend's wedding and was seated at a table with a bunch of strangers. To break the ice, I told a funny story about my dog. Turns out one of the guests is an animal behaviorist and spent the next hour explaining how I’ve been raising him all wrong. Thanks for the unsolicited advice during cocktail hour. FML

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Et tu, Doggo?

By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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Spy vs. Spy

By bumblebee - 14/09/2009 21:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

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jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

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shamandalie_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:11

well, he might have come just to pull the dog...:P

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 15:49

SECOND!!!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:14

You're not fooling anyone, sorry.

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:23

There is no need to fool anyone.... the fact is.. this comment is..... FORTH!!!

T1MT1M 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:25

Dead wrong, your comment is fourth.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 23 July 2019 6:56

hard pills to swallow.

coolscale 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

yay. fyl for that

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

well, dogs can be very talkative at times.

lilhedz 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 17:19

Wilfred?

chellinha93 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:17

Haha, I agree with #4

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:18

I hope he started the conversation with "HEY, WHAT UP HOMEDAWG!?!" :P

kravitzz1990 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:27

what an idiot!! F* his life coz he didnt get laid because of it!! ps. quick solution: put the dog outside or another room!!

JellyMelly 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:35

That sucks that he made that date kind of weird for you, he definately sounds like a dog lover. you should look for a guy who is allergic

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:36

That's kind of sweet. I wish my bf liked dogs that much. Anyway, maybe you should have actually tried to strike up a conversation yourself rather than just answering his questions.