Animals: Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the...

By lessinterestingthanadog - 08/11/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

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shamandalie_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:11

well, he might have come just to pull the dog...:P

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 15:49

SECOND!!!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:14

You're not fooling anyone, sorry.

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:23

There is no need to fool anyone.... the fact is.. this comment is..... FORTH!!!

T1MT1M 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:25

Dead wrong, your comment is fourth.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 23 July 2019 6:56

hard pills to swallow.

coolscale 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

yay. fyl for that

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

well, dogs can be very talkative at times.

lilhedz 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 17:19

Wilfred?

chellinha93 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:17

Haha, I agree with #4

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:18

I hope he started the conversation with "HEY, WHAT UP HOMEDAWG!?!" :P

kravitzz1990 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:27

what an idiot!! F* his life coz he didnt get laid because of it!! ps. quick solution: put the dog outside or another room!!

JellyMelly 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:35

That sucks that he made that date kind of weird for you, he definately sounds like a dog lover. you should look for a guy who is allergic

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:36

That's kind of sweet. I wish my bf liked dogs that much. Anyway, maybe you should have actually tried to strike up a conversation yourself rather than just answering his questions.