Today, I vomited on an Oxford professor during my first university interview. They called me "Little Miss Nervous" during my second interview. FML
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Today, I had the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview someone I’ve greatly admired for years and grew up watching. I was naturally nervous, but I didn’t expect to be so nervous I would throw up on him in the first 5 minutes. FML
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mekiswrite 21
At least you got a second interview!
RichardPencil 30
You puked on a first interview and got a second one? Damn, I’ve nailed first interviews and didn’t even get a call back. Now, I know what I did wrong!
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mekiswrite 21
At least you got a second interview!
SpaceToast 25
At least you're memorable, and got a second interview! You must be pretty impressive OP!
RichardPencil 30
You puked on a first interview and got a second one? Damn, I’ve nailed first interviews and didn’t even get a call back. Now, I know what I did wrong!
bartsj1988 7
Clearly, you didn't nail the first interview if you never got a call back.
RichardPencil 30
Obviously! I neglected to vomit on the first interviewer! Rookie mistake.
Lillysar91 20
Oh dear I know what stress can do especially when it's an important interview for a university! Well at least you got a second interview! Best of luck!Hope you get a seat! Do let us know!
J352SAURUS 30
Stress coupled with menstrual cramps, apparently!
Lillysar91 20
yes the name says so...Well some women get very painful periods (dysmenorrhea) and symptoms can include nausea and vomiting. Add the stress of the interview, it's pretty understandable.
MadJess 15
At least you got called in FOR. A second interview!
ncparry 18
There is the bright side that you did receive that second interview!
asemeara 4
At least they considered you for another interview!