Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
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Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
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TabooSushi 24
Have a doctor check you for hyperhydrosis. Usually when nothing helps stop the sweat, it's a sign of a medical situation.
Moskaaa7 26
That can be a sign of something more. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get it checked out.
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Comments (65)
hgp285 16
Ditto op... Get a prescription for drysol if ya can
Jenesaispas9 5
I had the same problem! I picked up a bottle of Certain-Dri, because I went to my doctor, and he dismissed any severe issues. So if you see your doctor and nothing's wrong, pick up a brand like that. It takes a while to work but so worth it!
nicr_freeman 7
try using certain-dri roll on at night and certain-dri AM in the morning. i used to have a sweating problem and that was the easiest solution and it worked so well
natheitz 23
EtiaXil, I used to have the same problem, but I haven't ruined any shirts since I switched :)
metroido 21
Gross. Ydi.