Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
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Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
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TabooSushi 24
Have a doctor check you for hyperhydrosis. Usually when nothing helps stop the sweat, it's a sign of a medical situation.
Moskaaa7 26
That can be a sign of something more. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get it checked out.
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_zagzig 1
Try the suggestiions andd revive your favorite shitt! 1 tsp. Dawn dishwashing detergent, 3-4 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide, and a couple tablespoons of baking soda will do the trick! Just scrub and let sit for about 30 minutes :) and rinse
storethis 17
I HAVE THE SAME THING, I KNOW YOUR PAIN
captainsmegma 12
Tube top baby, tube top.
xmxmxmxm 6
Try drysol it worked for me, the doctors gave me a prescription
MrsHumanFrog 19
panty liners in the shirt (or nipple shields, found in the breast feeding baby section). they're disposable and absorbent.
jvanevery 19
you know your sweat doesn't actually stink it's the bacterial action on the sweat after you sweat that makes you stink start spending a lot of time in chlorinated hot tubs be super clean all the time it's an organic systemic problem and that's the way you should approach it
cheyluvsturtles 30
I know how you feel.
spongeish 3
I have this problem. Like many others have stated, it's called Hyperhydrois and it sucks. But! Since last year I have been using a product called Certain Dri... and let me tell you... I actually cried having u sweaty armpits for once in my life. I could literally be laying in bed, texting, checking emails, and I would be sweating so much that it went down my sides (gross, I know) but I was happy to find that I wasn't some freak and it was an actual problem. Get this product. It's like 6 bucks at Walmart. :) You'll be okay after this! Just don't forget to put it on before bed. You can't use it like normal deodorant.
cardshark 4
This is nothing.. Try having it on your hands like I do. And I still make do.
momac86 17
I live in tx... I feel ya