Welcome to the neighborhood

By wtf dad - 03/03/2012 02:24 - United States

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
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comedybreak 20

More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP

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comedybreak 20

More like f your dad's life for having to stoop so low. FYL. OP

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n_epic_fail 14

It's cuz he's got tigers blood.

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Brannie 4

this reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Bart and Lisa are caroling and Homer's in the background in a Santa suit stealing the gifts lol

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youjustmademelol 4

Your stealing every time you pick up a "lucky penny" off the street so that's really not that small a theft

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IphonFML 6

Homer and Flanders?

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TurnpikeTwister 0

Have you seen my lawn chair? It was right here just a second ago, right here in the middle of our lawn...Bob is that you in my lawn chair?!?!#chainlinkfence#

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

It must've been his way of welcoming them to the neighborhood..

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zen1979 16

This made me laugh in the inside.

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thiscrazything 1

Damn, the cake probably cost more than the plastic chair.

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_BradyBunch_ 7

What a genius! They'll probably never find out either

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

The Joker would approve of this. Poor Heath L.

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RochelleRedvines 8

Your dad is definitely a winner.

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nofearjenshere 12

At least he has a prize now though, his plastic desk chair. Win!

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LeapOfFaith 8

You, my friend have the craftiest dad EVER.

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poprocksss73 7

Why go to the trouble of making/buying a cake to steal a $10 deck chair? You're dad's nuts!

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poprocksss73 7

No I think it was louder than that. My bad (: I wasn't sure if you were joking or not!!

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Keebz_02 0

I am with you 13. You are dad's testicles, is way more amusing.

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DrMime 10

I think I'm going to start crying if this thread continues like this...

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iFaisal 3

He used the chair to climb on, I think, not to steal it.

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cosmosis 12

19- do you have some kind of fettish for old man testicles? ... I find it odd you pay interest in 13's dad's testicles.

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Keebz_02 0

54 - Sorry that reading and comprehension are not your strong point.

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Valdrek 26

What a dick, I hate thief's. What made him feel like he deserved your neighbors hard earned possessions? Hope he gets the flogging of a lifetime when they find out. Thief's should have a hand cut off. Ok rant over c:

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GoW_Chick 14

You know, they do cut off thieves hands in some places, so if you're interested in that kind of justice maybe move there.

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ProhibitionRose 14

Pffft how do you know that the neighbors didn't steal the chairs before leaving their old neighborhood as a lovely goodbye?

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nerobluerose 10

This has nothing to do with theifs and thieves, but which would be correct? Dwarves or dwarfs?

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curlywurly08 4

As much as i disagree with stealing, you can hardly call it a hard-earned possesion, i'm 14, don't work, and even I could afford a deck chair.. Also, you spelts thieves wrong.. Nice one! :)

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jake98899889 4

And also, if the word happened to be spelled "theifs" it would not have an apostrophe. That shows possession of something or someone. 5th grade stuff man.

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FYLminerocks 7

If you guys keep it up you could have one sick backyard.

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