Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
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Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
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TabooSushi 24
Have a doctor check you for hyperhydrosis. Usually when nothing helps stop the sweat, it's a sign of a medical situation.
Moskaaa7 26
That can be a sign of something more. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get it checked out.
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Comments (65)
sparkledoge 29
Well, other have already told you to get it checked by a doctor so i'll just tell you, you can make a good antiperspirant yourself with coconut oil, arrow root and baking soda, mix those three things up, make a stick with it and keep it in your fridge. I hade the same problem before, i tried many antiperspirant and i was still told i needed some every single day in school, i don't have that problem anymore now and coconut oil doesn't stain clothes so you don't have to worry about that either.
amsterdamgirl 20
try acupuncture
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
I have the same exact problem. I sweat for no reason. All I have to do is sit and my pits will sweat nonstop
melissad_25 4
Certain dri. You can get it at Wal Mart.
Kers3054 16
Try Certain-Dri. It's the best non-prescription anti-perspirant out there. You still have to use a deodorant because it only deals with perspiration and not odor.
heyLaddieHey 18
A dermatologist will probably diagnose you with hyperhidrosis and can give you stuff to help!
Shmatterhorn 38
Time to take him bra shopping if he had big enough man boobs.
Shmatterhorn 38
I recommend going to see a doctor. This could be serious. Good luck, OP.
daveshira 3
Try the spray on stuff. Degree has a good one. I had the same problem. Constantly had to buy new shirts but not anymore
ridmaster 10
I used to have that problem. I switched to a decoder without and antiperspirant and after a few weeks the problem went away. No pitting out my shirts since.
scooter165 15
Is this Domics?