Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
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Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
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TabooSushi 24
Have a doctor check you for hyperhydrosis. Usually when nothing helps stop the sweat, it's a sign of a medical situation.
Moskaaa7 26
That can be a sign of something more. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get it checked out.
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LucidLiving 10
Bro... Don't listen to any of these comments. It's not a medical situation. Aluminum is clogging your sweat glands and as a t "Tolerance" is built up, the aluminum causes you to sweat more to 1. Cool your body off and 2. Unclog your sweat glands. Simple solution: stop using antiperspirant deodorants with aluminum. Use arm and hammer naturals. At first you'll sweat a bit (still less than when you use an antiperspirant deodorant) but after 2-4 weeks you'll be sweating like normal and will no longer have to worry about excessive sweating.
Marelena20 23
Baking soda!!
Sherlihy 6
I ******* feel you. I had the same thing happen to me. Until I went to the doctor and got some though him.
clair_brodie 35
See your doc about salt tablets.
juliana011 17
Use "certain dry" the roll on kind. Works wonders
amb27 7
Definitely use Driclor. Research it, it worked for me
Blissment 12
start working out it will build your tolerance
girlswholift 2
I have hyperhydrosis....coconut oil has helped me tremendously. From changing my shirt 3-5 times a day to little spots under my pits and being able to keep the same shirt on. Also, diet has alot to do with it, when I started eating cleaner, more protein and fats and less carbs, I noticed a HUGE difference!
Kyo13_fml 4
I'm not sure why it seems to work but you could try using deodorant for the opposite sex. both me and my boyfriend sweat through our deodorant and I tried his one day and it worked a lot better and he accidentally grabbed mine one morning and he didn't sweat through it.
Bubblezx 12
I have the same issue and I find that spray on deodorant works a lot better for me. Especially the sport one. It just smells a little bad, so be sure to spray on that perfume too lol