Borrow some scissors and knife from her. Possibly a stapler and paper shredder.

Taking "kill them with kindness" too literal, I see.

I guess there is such thing as too much kindness.

Your cover is blown, OP She sees through your lies!

Don't take it personally. If you're happy be you and if she can't handle that it's her problem.

Can we say "Taking it overboard??'

Now, who's insane for assuming that?

See, being nice gets you nowhere.

Sorry, OP, But OOC is serious business.

I know those feels ? Stick with the resting bitch face, it's easier!