FML : Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder...

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 May 2016 14:05 /

Work

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By mackdeezy | 19

#6614352 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:04

Taking "kill them with kindness" too literal, I see.

By UnicornWaffles | 23

#6614351 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:00

Borrow some scissors and knife from her. Possibly a stapler and paper shredder.

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By UnicornWaffles | 23

#6614351 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:00

Borrow some scissors and knife from her. Possibly a stapler and paper shredder.

Shade1982 | 18

#6614432 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 12:46

I see nothing wrong with this :P.

By mackdeezy | 19

#6614352 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:04

Taking "kill them with kindness" too literal, I see.

By TigranPet | 24

#6614356 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:22

I guess there is such thing as too much kindness.

By SecundusSecunda | 27

#6614358 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:33

Your cover is blown, OP
She sees through your lies!

By sunflower_seal | 17

#6614361 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 9:44

Don't take it personally. If you're happy be you and if she can't handle that it's her problem.

By PinkNikki | 14

#6614374 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 10:51

Can we say "Taking it overboard??'

By Moskaaa7 | 26

#6614384 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 11:29

Now, who's insane for assuming that?

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6614418 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 12:18

See, being nice gets you nowhere.

By be82tw | 16

#6614490 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 14:59

Sorry, OP, But OOC is serious business.

pandalover69 | 26

#6614824 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:49

What??

By DrummerWS | 22

#6614582 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:20

I know those feels ?
Stick with the resting bitch face, it's easier!

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