Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
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Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, my stress sweat overpowered my prescription strength deodorant 45 minutes into an 8-hour shift. I don't know who is more miserable, me or my coworkers. FML
Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, my natural body odor has gotten so bad that despite wearing 20 swipes of men’s deodorant under each armpit and taking three showers a day with an entire bottle of body wash, I still smell like a cross between onions and hot garbage. I’m a woman. FML
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TabooSushi 24
Have a doctor check you for hyperhydrosis. Usually when nothing helps stop the sweat, it's a sign of a medical situation.
Moskaaa7 26
That can be a sign of something more. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get it checked out.
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wow2mylife 25
try precipitation deodorant
smackaroonial 20
I hate to rain on your parade, but precipitation deodorant doesn't exist.
wow2mylife 25
yes it does my sister have to use it
cocainewhore 30
I think you mean prescription. As #24 said, precipitation deodorant does not exist.
wasliedtoasakid 22
Typo?
wow2mylife 25
oh yep typo sorry I didn't catch it thanks guys
darkerdays 5
Piperwai. Look them up. It works
Ben14h 22
Maybe shave your armpits
HylianBadger 21
You can still get excessive sweating if you shave your armpits. All shaving is going to do is give your pits a haircut.
feme_fatale 19
You probably have hyperhydrosis
RabbitOfAurora 28
I would definitely go to a doctor. It could be something as simple as being dehydrated (that seems like it wouldn't CAUSE sweating, but you'd be surprised) to something unexpected like a hormone imbalance or even being "depressed" can cause bizarre symptoms. It could still be hyperhydrosis, but from what I underatand about that particular disorder is that it can get so bad people have to change their shirts 3+ times a day because they get soaked. Whatever happens though OP don't get too discouraged, because like a few people have said already getting botox is a treatment option.
HereNReady 13
Sure Dri roll on every other day at bed time, wash it off in the morning and use Mitchum brand deodorant. You're welcome.
wasliedtoasakid 22
It's called Certain Dri and it doesn't wash off, or at least that's what it says on the box.
menja 29
1. are you using it correctly? Because you know antiperspirants should be applied before going to bed. 2. have you tried botox? It is effective, even if the injections aren't very comfortable
calebsfault 2
Talk to your doctor and get something like Drysol. I have hyperhydrosis and this changed everything for me. No more pit stains and way more self-esteem :)
KelseyDaBoyz 21
It's Hyperhidrosis* and their are treatments that vary from pills to the Botox injections. I would recommend going to your dermatologist.
Emily_FML_14 6
French teacher? Is that you?