By sadgirlhours - 26/08/2019 19:01 - United States - Gulfport

Today, I tried plugging in my Gatorade bottle with a charging cable instead of my phone. I couldn't tell if the reason was because I was high, or I'm just really that fucking stupid. FML
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acmariner99 25
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How about both high and stupid?

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Probably both. Find me one person who has never done something stupid, high or not, and I'll give you my next paycheck.

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acmariner99 25
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How about both high and stupid?

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baristalbc 18
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Exactly. A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Probably both. Find me one person who has never done something stupid, high or not, and I'll give you my next paycheck.

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OnReceivingEnd 17
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Getting high = Handing the keys to your brain to your drug of choice and trusting the drug not to make things worse = DEFINITION of stupid.

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ftpallday666 16

Definitely because you’re high

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kasmol 16
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Why would you plug a phone into your sports drink?

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colderthanyou 15

Don’t do drugs, kids

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RichardPencil 30
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You could be an eccentric genius. Gatorade contains electrolytes which is an element of battery chemistry. Given the right anode and cathode, you may be able to charge your phone. You could be the next Nikola Tesla!

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daengh 15
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¿Porque no los dos?

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