By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London
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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London
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darn you, 1, you and I thought of the same thing at the same time, but you beat me to posting. Glad I am not the only person who thought of that corny pun.
he wanted that HOT mouth.
Yeah, hope he wrapped it before he tapped it. Don't want little hand-dryers running around...
Guess he was trying to get a ********
Too slow 2
yea, i was, oh well :p
And he avoided this awkwardness by practicing his pants-drying in the ladies' room.
At least #1 and #2 posted that at the same time.
Read OP's name.
Yeah #17, a man's gotta blow dry his penis somewhere.
he was getting a good ******** with that
Too slow, #4. Waaay too slow. [incoming Base64-encoded insult] SnVzdCBsaWtlIHlvdXIgZGFk
Did he wash it prior to drying it? FYL.
We can only hope... Perhaps he really likes the feeling of hot air blowing along his penis. Not having said penis, I'm curious. Would it feel nice per chance?
#42: Probably about as nice as hot air against your ********.
Well that's pretty nice... Thanks for that.
#6 No, he was just a hot mess.
#58: No problem. My advice is to blow dry your genitals in privacy, though, lest somebody catch you and post an FML about it.
Rodger that Doctorhook.... No wait....
#93: Seriously. I only did it once, on tiptoes in a ladies' public washroom, but somebody saw me, and now here we are.
That's it. Am off to try this. You have enticed me good and proper.
Quick question: why?
Because London
I guess he used too much lube
And being a woman makes this even more scarring
No, this should be pretty disturbing for anyone.
This is nothing.. when my friend and I go to the gym (and years back the same thing happened when I was on the swim team), we walk in on an average of 5 naked old men in the pool locker rooms. I mean we really don't care because we know we're just animals and it's just another body part, and the old guys at that point dgaf, but that crap gets old real fast, I have to go to a happy place in my mind to get rid of all the cocks in my vision.
dgaf ?
dgaf = don't give a (f-word)
Reason #37 why I don't go to public bathrooms.
What are reasons #1- 36
Some include dirty toilet paper, breaking up homeless people having sex in the stalls, etc.
I voted FYL after reading the first sentence.
Yeah public bathrooms are disgusting. I never use them. Rather hold it then go.
#53 yes the other person with their sad job
#41 You need to see Zombieland.
Alright, enough with the "********" puns...
Three minutes after the first one too. Shameful really
Keywords
That's one way to get a "********"...
Guess he was trying to get a ********