Did Kris Jenner put you up to this?

By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 10:00

Spicy
Today, my wife wanted to spice things up by making a sex tape. Not sure if it was excitement or just the pressure of being on camera, but the whole thing was less than 4 minutes, including foreplay and apologising, and due to bad camera placement most of the film was of my asshole. FML
I agree, your life sucks 471
You deserved it 179

Same thing different taste

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That's not a nice thing to call your wife!

So... what you're saying is... your wife was jacking you off, you finished just as you were about to start, and then all the audience gets is your hairy hole and you begging forgiveness? Are you present-day Ron Jeremy?

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That's not a nice thing to call your wife!

So... what you're saying is... your wife was jacking you off, you finished just as you were about to start, and then all the audience gets is your hairy hole and you begging forgiveness? Are you present-day Ron Jeremy?